Ok, so I admit, this is not my promised Christmas Glog but, to be honest, there has been so much going on and I’ve been so excited that putting paw to keyboard just didn’t cut the mustard, if you get what I mean. So, today is New Year’s Day. Happy New Year to all my …

It’s nearly Christmas and, although this won’t be my Christmas Glog, it is worth mentioning that I’m getting very, very excited about Christmas now. Christmas usually involves lots of food, which I know isn’t really meant for me but I generally do pretty well out of it, lots of presents (I’m a world expert at …

102 days. That’s how long it has been since I last put paw to keyboard. It won’t come as any surprise that he is blaming me! It’s always the same, he always finds a reason to blame me! I mean, it’s not like I have my own com-poo-ter. I have to use his and he’s …

It really isn’t my fault that I haven’t put paw to keyboard for quite a while. It is him, he has banned me from using the kompooter thingy as punishment for a minor incident with some meatballs. It isn’t my fault! He had made some meatballs to have spaghetti and meatballs one evening. They were …

I mean, just what do they expect? I do everything they ask … well nearly everything … well actually I do nothing they ask but let’s not split hairs. Anyway, there I am, having a little lay down and Daddy Richard thinks it is hilarious to put his shirt over me and then he thinks …

Yesterday was my birfday. I am now 7 years old which makes me officially middle aged. I’ve had a bit of a Doogle and apparently I am about 50 years old in human years. That’s quite old, although not nearly as old him and nothing like as old as Uncle Don. I have to be …

Happy New Year, Bonne Année, Feliz Año Nuevo, Feliz Ano Novo, Frohes neues Jahr, Felice anno nuovo and finally नववर्ष की शुभकामना. I’m not entirely sure I can do any more languages, my brain hurts! In case anyone really wants to know it is English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Italian and finally Hindi (pronounced “navavarsh kee …

Before I explain, can I just mention something that is frankly worrying. I was looking through the photos on his phone the other day and I was shocked, I mean properly shocked, there are more photos of food on his flamin’ phone than there are of me!!! I mean, who cares about his, frankly disastrous, …

Well, when I say it is an improving situation, I don’t mean everything is better, but things are on their way. Let me start from the beginning, which was quite frankly nearly the end! You see, in my last Glog I mentioned that he had fallen over and done himself a bit of damage. He …

I know it’s been a while but it isn’t for the lack of trying. You see, I’ve been a bit preoccupied and he is completely useless at the moment. I suppose I should explain. Before I do, I want this on record, it wasn’t my fault!!! You see, it’s like this … they have decided …